- Lewis Carroll

'"I mean, what is an un-birthday present?"
"A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course."
Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last.
"You don't know what you're talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?"
"Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice.
"And how many birthdays have you?"
"One."'

My birthday is on the 3rd. so, next tuesday. I'll be 21! now I can buy all that beer I love so much. Also. I hope you all realize the extreme sarcasm there.
I really want to get my eyebrow done, but my dad isn't going to pay for that. So until I'm well enough for work, extra holes have to wait.
So. I'm not saying who, but someone read this blog and told my parents how innaproprait my last few posts have been. The one about crimelibrary, my goofy sense of humor, and my owls. Because the zombie one is all bloody I guess. I'm just horrible and cross the line. I'm sorry if you were offended. But this is the way I am, and always have been. You aren't required to read this. If you don't want to get any goth on you...go away. Besides. I made more owls!!!!! I'm still working on a couple when I'm done, I'm showing them off too. Even if they aren't appreciated.
Oh yeah. 'tis the season for special olympics. We don't have presice dates yet for Luke's events, but when we do I'll post them in case anyone can make them!

-Depraved and Insulting English

"Hircine /HER sine/ adj- Smelling like a goat

'Had he been a tad less Hircine, I might actually have enjoyed my afternoon sessions with the venerable Monsignor Wilby.'"

That book? I own it. Hilarious. Those are just the kind of books I have. XD

My Dad's work handed out these stress balls shaped like owls awhile back. Recently they found an entire box of them in a back room. They all grabbed a few. I got some. It's a fact that all mormon women are ingrained with a gene that makes them do crafts. Mine is mutated.

Emo owl. Complete with tears of eternal sorrow.

Zombie Owl!!!!

And finally, Voodoo Owl. I made him a little voodoo staff too. It'd be cooler if I had the chain to fit the needle. string will have to do.

Hee hee! I was thinking of doing two more. Frankenstein's monster and a pirate. What do you think?

-Me

"OMGWTF"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nit1qJfCFKk

O.O

-Euripides

"No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow."


For some reason I can comment in other peoples blog's but suddenly not my own... It acts like I did reply to things, but then next time I log in...I'm gone. Weird...


I made this for grandma Wilkey...

It's the size of a real rose and all intricate and stuff. Took me weeks. I haven't got it to her yet. Obviously, since I took pictures of it. I was going to get it done for christmas but didn't. So, Soon she shall have it! But she doesn't know about it so Shhhhh!

-Jorge Luis Borges

"I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library."

I read a lot, and sometimes I read things that make people say, "You read that? On purpose?"

I just finished reading this...

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete protection from the Living Dead. by Max Brooks

It's written just like any other guide. Earthquake, flood, apocolypse. Whatever. It's very amusing! It even has accounts of 'documented' zombie attacks. But I wonder, there are a lot of stupid people. How many took this seriously? It doesn't say anywhere that it's fictional. In fact even the author's bio, says this, 'Max Brooks lives in New York City but is ready to move to a more remote and defensible location at a moment's notice.' ha ha! Good stuff. And those are things I think about...

The X-Files- 'Shadows'

"Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation."

So. I read about serial killers. Good stuff. Not that I agree with it, I just think that criminal minds, especially psychopaths and such, are incredibly interesting. And considering I plan on going into Forensic Anthropology, it's not SO odd. My favorite site?
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/index.html
It used to be a much better site before tru tv bought it, but it has some interesting things, something you may not have known? On my dad's side I'm related to Lizzie Borden...
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/famous/borden/index_1.html
She is my 11th great grand cousin. If I were living at the time, my father and her mother, were siblings. She was a redhead too, ha ha! ok, that's true but I doubt perentacide is heriditary through our hair. Probably.
I've been interested in dead things and crime, since always. When I was five, I wanted to be a Paleantologist. Shoosh. I know I can't spell. My interests sort of evolved, Archeaology, forensic pathology and psychology. That was before the whole permanently sick thing. But I think I will really try... Unless this all grosses you out. Then you can chalk it up to the freaky relative thing and ignore it. Oh, and it's all very...descriptive, so watch out!

~Sonja Henie

"Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles."

Nikki says that people liked some of my jewelry, thank you!, and that some wanted some? She isn't clear... So. I can do some for free because I have parts left. So, if you want this earring and necklace set or just one of them,

I can do a few free in these colors.. Purple, blackish silvery (below), Black, and Red. Excpt for the blacks they are see through-ish like the purple. I can also get you any other color, likely. Green,blue,clear, whatever. But I'd need to buy them. And also if I run out of these. So I'm thinking around five dollars for other colors. That may seem a bit, but I use glass beads, which are better, but slightly more expensive.

This one I'd need about five dollars again because I'm out of stuff for the chain.

If there are others you liked, but I didn't put up, Nikki was really unclear, Be sure to tell me and I'll see what to do about it. :D

I hope everyone had a good christmas and new year!