The Paranoid's Pocket Guide by Cameron Tuttle

"If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die."

CJ got me a new cane! my other one was starting to bow and collapse. awsome. This one is much prettier and less likely to kill me. Also, it has already dubbed itself Harvy, see picture below, so in an anti-creative move, I shall keep the name. I took pictures. It's just what I do.
I just hope I can get better soon with the better insurance I'm now on and not have to us it too much. I tend to be stubborn and sometimes not use it when I need too and then end up hunched over trying not to hyperventilate. Go me.